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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Babies Cliparts



A Baby is...
A baby is cuddles and tickles on toes,
the sweet scent of powder, a kiss on the nose!
A baby is Teddy bears, rattles, and pins,
meals at midnight, giggles and grins.




It's the little blessings that help us see just how lovely life can be.




You rose into my life like a promised sunrise, brightening my days with the light in your eyes. ~ Maya Angelou


A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
~Barbara Christine Seifert



One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. ~Georges Courteline



It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. ~Elinor Goulding Smith



Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful. ~Charles Osgood Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. ~Ed Howe People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. ~Leo J. Burke Babies are such a nice way to start people. ~Don Herrold Every baby needs a lap. ~Henry Robin




When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels.


Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time. ~P.J. O'Rourke




God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. ~Martin H. Fischer




A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.



A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. ~Carl Sandburg If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry


Reach for the stars and don't worry about falling - Mom and Dad will catch you!



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