People Cliparts

Some Jokes



Confucius say: Only the good die young. Why? Because what's the point of living long if you have to be good?



The chairman of the club committee announced at their meeting,"We're looking for a treasurer."

"But we appointed a treasurer at the last meeting last year," pointed out one member.

"Yes," confirmed the chairman, adding,"that's the treasurer we're looking for."




Why did the elephant sit on an orange outside the synagogue?
Because it wanted to see the Jews come out.


The psychiatrist put the standard test to his patient. "Tell me, Mr Lee, what does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down and a dog on three legs?"

"Why, shake hands, of course."

"Excellent, Mr Lee, correct," the doctor said and then whispered, "but you won't believe some of the weird answers I get."



Mrs Tan took her husband to the psychiatrist and explained the problem in between tears, "Oh, doctor, my husband thinks he's a chicken. He clucks all night and crows when the sun comes up... it's all very embarrassing. Can you do something about it?"

"How long has this been going on?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Just over a year now."

"A year! But why did you wait so long to bring him here?" the psychiatrist asked.

"To tell you the truth, doctor, we needed the eggs."